Only in the movies
Jack from Croydon says: "I think some girls like to believe they're the star of a porno and take tips directly from the movies. That thing where they virtually rip my foreskin off with a too vigorous hand job and rub my bell end with the palm of their hands is a particular bug bear. Pretty sore stuff too."
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Giving the finger
"My last sexual encounter was 3 months ago and despite offers I've been put off for quite a while," says Daniel from London. "The last girl shoved her index finger up my arse without any warning and expected me to explode with ecstasy. All I exploded with was rage! Please give us some warning and ask if we'd enjoy it first - I'm just not that kinda guy!"
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Fancy a quick bite?
"My girlfriend gets a bit carried away from time to time and latches on to my nipple like a Jack Russell killing a rat," says Mark from Southampton "but it really really hurts! Maybe I'm more sensitive than most men but I'd like my nips to stay attached thanks. A little nibble or a suck would be perfectly ample!"
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Boreplay
Simon from Stoke-on-Trent says: "What women get wrong is that they think we like foreplay as much as they do. We don't. We only need a few minutes of groping before we're gagging to get in and the only reason we keep on with the facade is because you like it so much. We're such gents!"
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Play dead
Callum from Norwich says: "I've slept with too many women who thinks it's ok to just lie there while I do all the work. It's bloody well not! Make an effort ladies and show me you're into it as much as I am and I assure you, we'll both have a much better time!"
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Faking it
"I'm not as stupid as I look you know," says Adam from Swansea. "If you're not anywhere near orgasm don't just start screaming like a bat out of hell to try and make me feel better, we know you're faking it and you look like a reet muppet so don't bother."
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Rollercoaster ride
Paul from Doncaster says: "I had sex with a girl last weekend who looked like she was entering a Rodeo competition. She kept flailing about so much and flapping about like a fish that I thought she was in pain. She wasn't, she was just weird."
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Blow out
"The blow job is wrongly named," says Kevin from Bath. "My girlfriend used to think trying to inflate my balls by blowing into my cock would get me going but I soon put her right! Ladies, please, suck a little and lick alot and keep the teeth well and truly covered."
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Hug it out
Luke from Glasgow says: "I know the majority of you like to hug and chat after sex but really please, please don't touch me. I'm hot and sweaty, you're hot and sweaty and there'll be plenty of time for cuddles later when I've cooled down a bit!"
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Snog suffocation
Shaun from Peterborough says: "You like snogging, I like snogging but I don't like snogging ALL the way through sex. Women seem to want to kiss me when I'm ready to blow and it's damn right impossible to breathe! It's like sprinting the hundred metres with a sucker fish strapped to your face!"
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