Bono
In a rare moment of self-depreciation Bono told the Metro, "I'm bored of Bono and I am him - I'm sick of me." Glad we're not the only ones.
Axl Rose
On seeing a sign in a crowd likening him to God Axl is said to have responded, "Thanks, but I'm not God. If I were God, three quarters of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer." How heavenly.
Boy George
Never take relationship advice from George: "I DON'T believe you have to be monogamous, but you have to be respectful. Don't come home and say: 'Oh, I've just had sex with someone else' "
Britney Spears
In 2003 Brit told CNN her opinion of George W. Bush: "Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision he makes and should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens." She really should steer clear of politics in the future.
Chris Martin
The Coldplay singer's future offspring should be worried, very worried: "There's nothing weird about calling your baby Chewbacca if that's what you want to call your baby. It's no stranger than Sarah. A name is just a noise, and if you like it, then f*** what everyone else says."
Christina Aguilera
A little bit too much information from one Peter Doherty: " One minute I'm waiting for Kate to arrive to join me in the Jacuzzi for a romantic evening. The next thing I can remember is doing cold turkey in a vomit-filled cell." He really does paint a pretty picture.
Courtney Love
Ms. Love describes how she's transcended human form to become at one with the wonders of the world, "I'm not a woman," she has said, "I'm a force of nature." Blimey.
David Bowie
What was the Thin White Duke thinking when he uttered this un-PC gaff in 1976: "When you think about it, Adolf Hitler was the first pop star." Er, no he wasn't.
Dido
The chanteuse on fame; "I want a life. You can't get rid of that, the sort of insane fame. Once you've got it, you're f***ed, it's like a bad tattoo." Well you could always quit, couldn't you?
Elvis
Here's some insight that apparently came from the King himself: "I don't know anything about music. In my line of work you don't have to." There's hope for X-Factor losers yet then.