Workplace affairs

    Greasy high-kicker Vincent Simone has made headlines with revelations that he's regularly doing the top-to-tail tango with his Strictly Come Dancing co-star Kristina Rihanoff – and that he's dumping his pregnant fiancee for her too. But this isn't the only famous workplace affair...

    Vincent credited his now ex-fiancé with helping him get over his previous squeeze, Strictly co-star Flavia Cacace - who very publicly dumped him in favour of a horizontal lambada or two with contestant Matt Di Angelo during the show two years ago.

    Should they just rename the show Strictly Come Banging? After all, dancer Camilla Dallerup was engaged to Kel from Kath and Kim lookalike Brendan Cole - until he started waltzing around with pan-sticked news-ninny Natasha Kaplinsky. However, Tash maintains that they were just friends.

    Similarly, although Brad Pitt still insists that he didn't cheat on his ex, Jennifer Aniston, there's little doubt that he fell in lurve with current squeeze Angelina Jolie on the set of their movie - the appropriately-titled Mr and Mrs Smith - when he and Jen were still a going concern.

    Few were surprised when Ronseal-dipped WAG Nancy Dell'Olio took back randy England manager Sven Goran-Eriksson after his affair with Ulrika Jonsson. But she also took him back after he was found scoring with FA secretary Faria Alam. Every hole's a goal, eh Sven? Filth.

    However, the most famous affair in football history came courtesy of the pig-pleasuring Rebecca Loos – or so she'd like to think. The PA proclaimed that she'd been dinging her boss, David Beckham, behind Posh's back – causing much tabloid fanfare and the Beckhams' furious denials.

    Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe set tongues wagging in Hollywood when they announced their divorce, following rumours that he was also tupping his Stop-Loss co-star Abbie Cornish. However, Reese is now on the arm of muppety movie dish Jake Gyllenhaal. So she wins, we think.

    When K-Gee Gordon (us neither) allegedly caught his girlfriend, batey Eurovision flop Javine Hylton, in bed with her Daddy Cool co-star MC Harvey, he was straight on the phone to Harvey's fiancee Alesha Dixon and it was tears and lawyers by bedtime.