1. Derren Brown
TV trickster Derren has topped Heat magazine's annual poll of weird celebrity crushes - and says he is "deeply flattered". He added: "I think the only odd thing about the whole thing is the word "weird" - it's a very normal and human urge to find me attractive."
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2. David Mitchell
Comedian David Mitchell, of Peep Show and numerous panel shows, took second place in the poll. Obviously winning voters over with his unique brand of common sense humour.
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3. The Stig
Top Gear's permanently helmeted test driver took third spot. Proving once and for all that women like a man of mystery.
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4. Richard Hammond
Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond won this poll in 2006 - but has slipped down the rankings since. Possibly because of his stupid hair.
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5. Simon Cowell
He's funny, articulate, powerful and staggeringly rich. On balance it's probably not THAT weird to fancy Simon Cowell.
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6. James May
Top Gear's "Captain Slow" proves he's no slouch when it comes to sex appeal.
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7. Michael McIntyre
"I've been beaten by a man who never shows his face," the comedian declared on hearing he'd got seventh spot in the poll. His inexplicable popularity continues.
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8. Russell Howard
The presence of another comedian in eighth spot shows the old adage about laughter being the best aphrodisiac could well be true.
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9. Jeremy Clarkson
The Top Gear lead presenter has won the poll before, but appears to be losing his edge. Perhaps it was all lorry drivers voting for him previously?
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10. Christopher Dean
The male half of Britain's (if not the world's) most famous ice-skating duo has enjoyed a raised profile from working on Dancing On Ice - and has obviously been picking up a few admirers.
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