Russell Brand's pants have probably seen more nookie-wook in the last five minutes than your average rabbit warren has seen in five years. He's said to have lanced Peaches Geldof and Kate Moss, as well as Big Brother luminaries Makosi, Becki Seddiki and Kate Lawler. Proof that sex addicts can't afford to be choosy.
Calum Best doesn't know how many women he's slept with. But everybody knows that Lindsay Lohan, Jodie Marsh, Rebecca Loos and Girls Aloud's Sarah Harding have all become kinks in his steel. Are you female? Do you like nightclubs? Get thee to Calum's caravan of sexual tourism immediately.
At least randy T4 presenter Steve Jones has set his sights a little higher than dim reality TV starlets. He's been linked to Halle Berry and Pam Anderson - as well as the more homely Fearne Cotton - and has most recently been spotted wooing Heroes moppet Hayden Panettiere in Cannes. "Crave the Cheerleader", indeed.
"I don't want to end up like Peter Stringfellow," mused Little Britain laydee's man David Walliams to Observer Woman last year. Before luring her into bed. Possibly. Hey David, if that's the case, how about easing off on all those bunk-ups with Patsy Kensit, Lisa Snowdon, Abi Titmuss et al? No, thought not.
He may have been relegated four times, but Marcus Bent remains top of the league in the Soccer Shaggers Premiership. The Birmingham City striker has scored with Danielle Lloyd, Gemma Atkinson (pictured) and various other naïve young things who believe football players to be paragons of virtue and commitment. More fool them.
Colin Farrell has been round Hollywood more times than the 'Where The Stars Live' tour bus. He's been coupled with Li-Lo, Demi Moore and Naomi Campbell, and even septuagenarian actress Dame Eileen Atkins has claimed that she had to turn him down after hours of pestering. Apparently, he's now dinging Salma Hayek – but for how long?
Anna Friel, Isla Fisher, Suzanne Shaw (pictured) and, er, Malandra Burrows have all had their hearts broken by ladykiller Darren Day. Giving credence to the saying that everyone loves a bastard, Day is even said to have given Suzanne the engagement ring that he'd snatched back from la Friel's finger. And yet he's still not short of attention!
He saw their faces in crowded places, before relentlessly squawking them into his love pit. How else to explain that posh arse James Blunt has bedded so many women? Camilla Boler, Tara Palmer-Boomdeay and supermodel Petra Nemcova (pictured) are some of the lost souls that have been conquered by the ex-captain.
Lapdance magnate Peter Stringfellow has allegedly slept with 3,000 women, despite looking and dressing like a post-menopause Beverley Callard. However, he's now a one-woman man – even if said woman is fruity 27-year-old Bella Wright, who quit her ballet career so she could "work" in his nightclub.
Just where does Jack Nicholson get all his sexual energy? After all, this is a man who's bedded Gia Carangi, Christina Onassis, Lara Flynn Boyle and Mamie Eisenhower among thousands of others. Well, one of his many conquests has claimed that the two of them got their shining on more than seven times in one night, pausing only for Jack to eat an entire apple pie. Fantastic.