Number 15: Jennifer Lopez once sang that her love don't cost a thing. However, we'd beg to differ, as she's shelled out for three high-profile wedding ceremonies, with two of her nuptials lasting less than a year. Now that there are rumours of her marriage to Marc Anthony being on the rocks, perhaps she'll be Jenny-In-A-Frock yet again before the decade is out.
Number 14: Self-styled Oxo MILF Lynda Bellingham made her name by cooking three roasts a day for her on-screen family, but her real lovelife has been far more exciting. After finding her gravy boats too much to resist, Michael Pattemore became the actress's third husband on her 60th birthday.
Number 13: Serial rock wife Patsy Kensit has been hitched to Big Country's Dan Donovan, Simple Minds' Jim Kerr and Oasis' Liam Gallagher – so god knows what her brand new husband, Haysi Fantayzee's Jeremy Healy, must make of his chances. To reiterate, he's now the fourth Mr Patsy.
Number 12: Life is a cabaret, old chum. And the various marriages of thirsty Broadway battler Liza Minnelli have certainly provided us with some killer entertainment. Most recently, she was hitched to melty-faced marvel David Gest, bringing her notches on the altar up to four.
Number 11: Marriage number four must be a place where few men have gone before. But William Shatner went boldly up the aisle to get hitched to his current spouse, Elizabeth Martin, in 2001.
Number 10: "Let's keep goin'!" hooted Geena Davis at the end of Thelma and Louise. And it's fair to assume that she doesn't apply the same principle to her marriages, seeing as though she's currently on her fourth. One of her exes, Jeff Goldblum, recently became engaged for a third time.
Number 9: "I don't think you ever really understand women", mused perennial swordsman Sean Bean prior to marrying his fourth bride, Georgina Sutcliffe, in February last year. The two of them had previously cancelled their big day with less than 24 hours notice, so will he soon be on Mrs Five?
Number 8: Does Joan Collins miss her days in Dynasty? We only ask because she seems to be starring in a real-life soap of her own creation, having creaked down the aisle a whole five times. Mind you, she's thus far failed to spend her wedding receptions having cat fights in fountains. Shame.
Number 7: Billy Bob Thornton counts the fairer half of Brangelina as one of his five ex-wives, famously exchanging vials of blood with her on their wedding day. Perhaps they'd have kept it together had they swapped rings, or maybe the phone numbers of their therapists.
Number 6: Must be a grind, having to come up with new story material when you're as prolific a novelist as Danielle Steel. She's been married and divorced five times in a quest to find her own happy ever after (as well as some extra inspiration for future pot-boilers).