Amy Winehouse spent six months in St Lucia and came back looking normal, and then started wearing so much fake tan that she looked like an Oompa Loompa.
This year's Celebrity Big Brother gave us the glorious sight of Alex Reid covered in Ronseal woodstain. At least that's what it looked like.
Perhaps Alex knew that wearing a bit too much fake tan was the key to Katie Price's heart. It worked for Pete anyway!
And of course Katie herself is no stranger to the Cuprinol. We dread to think what state her pillows must be in.
She's got nothing on her old rival Jodie Marsh though - who looks more like she's got fake sunburn than fake tan.
Posh used to be a bit partial to the old fakey bakey too - but unfortunately it combined with her pointy chin and hairstyle of the time to make her look like a Womble.
Gareth Gates is another candidate for Oompa Loompa-hood, but since we know he does a lot of theatre we'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he was in WIlly Wonka: The Musical.
Lady Gaga is usually happy to be caked in pale and interesting make-up, and it certainly suits her peroxide-blonde wig better than this Cheesy Wotsit complexion.
We all know Lindsay Lohan is a redhead. Even she must realise it. So why did she think fake tan was going to look any good?
We really want to know how Chantelle Houghton has managed to make her face matt and shiny at the same time. We also applaud her bold and unusual use of brown, pink and blue together.
