Celebrity flashers

    If you go down to the Torchwood set today you're sure of a big surprise – which is John Barrowman with his dangly bits in his hand. "We're all brought up to think that sex is naughty, but it's not," says the willy-waving ham. "That's why I get my balls out on set." Lovely. But who else is renowned for fishing out their bits at inopportune moments?

    While Barrowman gets his winky out for sport, some celebs bare all by accident. For example, Judy Finnegan is now more famous for her legendary mammary-flash at the National Television Awards than she is for her chat show. Even John Leslie told her to put them away. Oh the ignominy.

    If a gay mag ever has a naked issue then you can guarantee Will Mellor will be the first one pushing his bum up against the editor's office window. On screen, he's also shown more flesh than a butcher's shop window – and it's rumoured that he used to be keen on getting Little William out at parties. Makes you wonder if he was ever invited back.

    Pamela Anderson readily admits that her décolletage is more famous than she is, so it's good to see that she's not uptight about her breast-baring past. When MTV Cribs challenged about her nude antics in her outdoor hot tub, Pam replied "So what? It's nothing people haven't seen before." We love you Pammer.

    Whispered tales of Danny Dyer giving his old chap an airing in public are allegedly rife in medialand, and the out-takes of movie The Business seem to add credibility to the rumours. A DVD extra sees him wandering onto the set while letting it all hang out. You stay classy Danny.

    We're surprised that Holly Willoughby didn't catch her death while hanging around the Dancing On Ice rink in all those plunging necklines. But Holls is no stranger to baring her bosoms, as one of them fell out while she was hosting Saturday morning kids' TV – an incident that lead to the sexual awakening of thousands. Whoops!

    Apparently, Jodie Marsh claims to make many of her outfits herself. She has also professed to be a very busy person. This goes some way towards explaining why she only ever manages to get about a quarter of the way through each garment before thinking "sod it" and putting it on anyway. Ooh, Jodie, you'll have someone's eye out.

    Star Wars actor Ewan McGregor doesn't deny that he has a bit of an exhibitionist streak, and admits to wielding his lightsabre in public. He said: "I'm not an exhibitionist in terms of whipping out my penis at party and waving it around. But I was in the past." No jokes about his character's name in the sci-fi films please!

    Mangled rock widow Courtney Love is also a fan of flashing her celebrity skin. Barely a public outing passes without her rewarding paparazzi with a lensful of Kurt's pillows. She even flashed David Letterman during his talk show. Or should that be nork show?

    When we last tuned into little-watched reality show Trust Me I'm A Holiday Rep, we thoroughly expected to see hordes of clattered Brits Abroad waggling their saggy, lobster-hued jiggly bits for the cameras. However, we didn't expect to see footage of a semi-naked Rowland Rivron "doing the helicopter". Bleeg.