Overly-augmented good-time girl Jodie Marsh has been involved with D-list celebrities far and wide. So you'd be surprised at the amount of A-listers she's connected to via love-link...
One of her highest profile relationships was with former Westlife bouncer and now dancefloor-clearing homunculus Fran Cosgrave, winner of Love Island.
Fran sired a sprog with Natasha Hamilton of Atomic Kitten.
Natasha, meanwhile, has been "romantically linked" to lipless Big Brother star Ziggy Lichman.
Ziggy is best known for his relationship with his fellow BB housemate, Chanelle Hayes. He's been less than complimentary about her since their split.
In another attempt bid to replicate Posh Spice, Chanelle once sunk her talons into ex-Liverpool bladder-hoofer Jermaine Pennant.
And Jermaine was scoring with Hollyoaks strumpet Jennifer Metcalfe, on and off, until May of this year.
Apparently, Jennifer was wooed by Kanye West when he came to town in 2008. She claims to have spurned his advances, mind you.
Kanye has recently been seen on the arm of Rihanna. Actually, a newspaper recently claimed that he was seen halfway down the singer's throat, but let's not go there.
And Rihanna had a relationship with lantern-jawed Hollywood heartthrob Josh Hartnett.