Wossy, June 22: "Oh, good morning btw. I must sing to one of the dogs. He is rather like a medieval prince and demands genuflection. Is that a real word?"
We're starting to think Jonathan Ross could do with a bit of a break once his BBC contract runs out.
ParisHilton, June 22: "Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."
...and tweet as if you're a 12-year-old girl, eh Paris?
rustyrockets, June 20: "Why all these cards today? Why are they written in crayon, seemingly by idiots? Worst of all some of them want money. Perverts."
We have to admit Russell Brand gave us a chuckle on Father's Day, as he poked fun at his own reputation.
ThisisDavina, June 21: Don't you wish that one time they would just say " ok, the door is open, go!"
Oh come on Davina, we know you've got plenty of clout with the Big Broteh producers. Make it happen!
therealgokwan, June 17: "Biker boots... CHECK. Quiff... CHECK. Black Neckachief... CHECK. Bare Chest... WINK!!!!"
We're not even going to ask where Gok Wan was heading off to. Or if he was wearing anything else.
Fearnecotton, June 21: "katie perry just flashed her boobs at me! i cant quite believe it...'hey fearnnnee' then out they came!"
We presume she means Katy Perry - in which case she probably just made a thousand teenage boys vow to be a radio DJ when they grow up.
leeryanmusic, June 22: "bloody right! Talk about cuts? How about we decide!I say revolution, change, evolution, progress, spirituality and peace! What do you think?"
What do we think Lee? We think you need to have a nice sit down and think more before you do your next tweet.
simonpegg, June 20: "People who leap on typos like it's some kind of victory are powertwits (and yes I spelled that correctly)."
We just changed letters in Simon Pegg's tweet. Can you guess which one?
kylieminogue, June 19: "Time for a 'Pink Pearl'.. The cocktail created for me at George V Bar Paris.......oooooooohhhhh!!!!!"
If it was anybody apart from Kylie we'd think they were showing off tweeting that. Wonder what's in it?
aplusk, June 22: "when bad things happen 2 me that aren't my fault I try 2 C it as if I'm getting off light 4 the bad things I've done & not got caught"
Still at least your endless tweeting probably stiops you doing too many more bad things, eh Ashton?
